PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we gotta talk about the true scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more than just watching. It's a whole thing. You got your everyday game, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! Like when that winger went barreling into the boards, I swear, it looked like a comic book. An